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Joke of the Day

"My phone just autocorrected mornin to Mormon and now it won't stop making macaroni pictures and having sex with multiple phone wives."

"What do you call a black woman who has had 8 abortions? A crime fighter."

"Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently... He was really shaken up about it."

"The worst part about spring... Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction."

"It's crazy how much stuff there is to do on my phone when sitting at a restaurant alone."

"What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky? He's on route."

"Why is it once you go black you never go back? Because no one will take you back"

"So a mushroom walks into a bar.. And the bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom responds ""Why not? I'm a fungi!"""

"What's black, white, and red all over? A newspaper."

"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home."