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Joke of the Day
"Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !"
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"Someone asked me if I could tell them what you would call people from the French island of Corsica. I said, Cors'I'can."
"Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni but they got plane"
"Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il"
"The Flash series must be really good... ...too bad everything happens too fast."
"[first day as a soldier] Army guy: we deploy at 04:00hrs Me: where we going? Army guy: to war, soldier Me [setting alarm for 10am]: enjoy"
"Watching Avatar again Didn't notice the first time how odd it was that all the Na'vi were portrayed as so pale-skinned and blonde..."
"What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater."
"Where do beers go to pick up girls? Ho Gardens"
"A girl asked if I play any Indian instruments. I told her I play mandolin, violin and cello. Close, but no sitar."