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Joke of the Day

"Watching Avatar again Didn't notice the first time how odd it was that all the Na'vi were portrayed as so pale-skinned and blonde..."

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"You tell me to ""walk a mile in your shoes"" but the second I break into your house to steal your shoes, you call the cops. Make up your mind."
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"Tiger Woods Playing Golf"
"I AM IRON MAN! the real one...."
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"Why did Hitler hate juice? Cause it was too hasidic. ^^^I'll ^^^be ^^^here ^^^all ^^^week"