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Joke of the Day

"The Flash series must be really good... ...too bad everything happens too fast."

"Listen guys, if a 5yo comes up to you and asks if it's true that zombies won't eat kids who eat their broccoli, BACK ME UP, DAMN IT."

"Everybody Knows. No one should have been upset when Whitney Houston died in her bathtub. Everybody knows black people can't swim."

"What body of water is used for writing? The Apostrosea."

"A woman's favorite position is CEO."

"How many ears does Spock have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."

"I still get my 'drive-throughs' & 'drive-bys' mixed up. Which is the one where I have to take a gun?"

"Fall is Pumpkin time In the south, they think its time to screw their cousins Pump kin"

"I bet Jane didn't know Tarzan swings both ways."

"Did you know Achilles was a runway model? He was fired because of his walk. He had a problem with heels."