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Joke of the Day
"It's a hard life being a window... Everyone can see right through you"
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"What are stories about oranges? Pulp Fiction"
"Hey dude! Would we be considered in-laws if I slept with your wife? No... we'd be even."
"""I'd make an awesome president. Give me a problem, any problem."" ""Um, population control?"" ""Kill all the storks. BOOM!"""
"New guy: I really like your name Me: Thanks I got it for my birthday"
"Weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which one decides whether to lick the area that someone pees from."
"My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. I just know it."
"Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store? Because he didn't want toupee."
"I'm the perfect man if you don't factor in looks, depth of character, emotional availability, intelligence or financial well being."
"Who is the commander of cheese? Sargento"