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Joke of the Day
"Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk? Because their wives are driving."
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"What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Nice tits!"
"What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies? A fart. *dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*"
"Driving a rental car means never knowing the safest place to wipe a booger without haphazardly finding someone else's."
"Do not break eye contact with your waitress as you put the spaghetti in your wallet."
"Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons."
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.... We'll see about that"
"The Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and be awarded eternal life"" John came fifth and was awarded a toaster"
"A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. ""Just don't ask to see our data"" clucked one feathered researcher."
"A Haiku on the Rules of Writing a Haiku Syllable structure: First five, then seven, then 5. Just like this one isn't."