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Joke of the Day
"Found out the paper in my favorite jeans is made from hemp. Hashtag Hashtag"
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"You know what celebrity they should get for Dancing With the Stars? That plastic bag from American Beauty."
"I predict that Obama's next move is to threaten to hold his breath until Russia leaves the Crimea."
"""Do you know how awkward you are?"" ""Good, you?"""
"Jokes About ESl classroom What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Ilene. An asian girl? Irene."
"Why is an aborted baby so hard to fool? Because It wasn't born yesterday."
"I can't believe I'm in class on Presidents' Day. This is an obamanation."
"whenever a song says put your hands in the air i do it on the spot. i have fun and also an alarming vehicle collision record"
"I said to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hairback Apparently thats an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient"