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Joke of the Day
"why didn't the bicycle cross the road? because it was two-tired."
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"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Because you can't fit that much sh*t in a shoe"
"I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm... ...the loud ringing noise from it was giving me a headache and making me dizzy."
"A teacher asked her students to use the word ""beans"" in a sentence... ""My father grows beans,"" said one girl. ""My mother cooks beans,"" said a boy. A third student spoke up, ""We are all human beans."""
"*Meninist meeting* WOMEN ARE EVIL- *phone rings* Uhh just a second... *picks up phone* Mom not while I'm doing my club! Yes, pizza tonight."
"Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit? /r/explainlikeimfive"
"What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth? A midwife crisis."
"Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency? So the men can think of a solution in silence."
"FIREMAN: this blaze is out of control ME: sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire F: what? No M: *already brandishing a flamethrower*"
"What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!"