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Joke of the Day
"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Because you can't fit that much sh*t in a shoe"
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"I hate when I accidentally say ""I love you"" instead of ""I'm biologically driven to want to reproduce with you & I'm temporarily delusional"""
"The real reason Washington state passed Gay-marriage and recreational marijuana use. Because the bible says when two men lie together, they should be stoned."
"''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No'' said the brunette. ''Okay'' said the blonde ''you start.''"
"why did the chicken cross the road?"
"What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !"
"Jokes about unemployed people are not funny They just don't work"
"Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai | Shayeri joke sms"
"""this is your captain speaking. i bet you're reading this in a man's voice. well guess what! i'm a woman captain. women are captains too."""
"people who can fall asleep quickly freak me out don't they have thoughts"