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Joke of the Day

"Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency? So the men can think of a solution in silence."

"Why did Einstein cross the road? So the other side could get to him"

"Why do horses make terrible congressmen? Because they can only say ""neigh!"" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family"

"*hand grenades* *blow torch* *AK 47* *sulfuric acid* *ninja training* My Google search history yesterday after I found a spider."

"How much for the sentient racist skeleton? ""Sir, that's Ann Coulter..."""

"Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France."

"What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin...."

"Starbucks bathrooms are EXCLUSIVELY for terrible diarrhea, right?"

"A man said to me ""hit me with your rhythm stick you four-eyed sod."" That's just adding insult to Ian Dury."