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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't like my pizza burnt."
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"There once was an old lady who swallowed a battery, She got acid reflex."
"How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir? He felt Thor."
"""You gotta try the lobs-"" - I'll should tell you... ""Yes?"" - We're not having sex. ""OK."" - What were you saying? ""The chicken here's great."""
"When I was a kid my family was so poor my parents were forced to give my imaginary friend up for adoption."
"What's thr difference between the chinese and racism? Racism has many faces."
"A doctor enters a patients room and pulls out an anal thermometer from his pocket and says Damn. Some asshole has my pen."
"Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck."
"It's quite ironic. Whitney used to do commercials for Pepsi, then spend all the money she made on Coke."
"What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !"