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Joke of the Day
"Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck."
Next Joke
"Doctor: Well ma'am looks like you're pregnant. Woman: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No it just looks like you are."
"My grandpa said that this generation relies too much on technology. I told him his generation relied on it more. Then I unplugged his life support."
"I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes."
"What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet? A Pedofile"
"When is a door a container? When it is ajar!"
"What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage? Supreme Liter Coke"
"I find frying pans really hot. I guess you could say I'm pansexual."
"What do you call a depressed cow? A mooooope"
"I ate an entire pack of rohypnol last night and it didn't even affect me... Anyway, gotta go. I need to do some last minute Christmas shopping."