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Joke of the Day
"What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !"
Next Joke
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year!"
"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper titties"
"Dear Men. When a woman is upset, don't ask her what's wrong, but for fuck's sake don't not ask her what's wrong either. Hope this helps."
"What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend? He lost it."
"What's so bad about being a virgin, anyway? It means fucking nothing."
"What is ET short for? Because he has short legs"
"What do you call a crayon without any wax? A crayoff"
"it must be killing england not to be able to make fun of our dumbasses because their dumbasses did brexit"
"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll? Bartender: Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me? Bartender: Me: Beer."