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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Greek people need sex? The government fucks them everyday!"
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"My debit card got stolen at the gym which is fine because i will still continue to go so that I can train to fight the person who stole it"
"Who wants to dress up as a battery and make Halloween come early this year? I'll be Halloween."
"Be kind to strangers. One of them could end up being your coroner."
"bathroom is like the church's confession box..everyone is so full of shit when they enter.."
"Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children? Because two Wongs don't make a white."
"Well tonight's date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don't run into each other"
"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. Riceless."
"Oh, you're talking to me again. Did you just break up with your boyfriend?"
"So I got my blood test results back... apparently I did good, got an A+"