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Joke of the Day

"Why are you being weird about how we made eye contact and both smiled and then I took the form of an actual bat and chased you for 11 miles"

"What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock? You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet..."

"What Is A Mexican's Favorite Bookstore? Borders."

"Why are Slavs always squatting? what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?"

"What did the DJ order from the deli? A club sandwich with extra beets."

"My nine year old's yo momma joke Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake"

"You know why Communist Jokes are funny? Because they are Commie-cal."

"Kanye West said being a rapper is like being a soldier or a cop but hey at least he didn't compare himself to Jesus. Oh wait."

"Judgment Day will be long, grueling and brutal. On the plus side, there will be a special ""Fudge-ment Day!"" stand for the kids."

"A guy walks into a bar and orders an Ovechkin... (Hockey joke) The bartender looks confused and asks ""What the hell is an Ovechkin?"" The guy says ""It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"""