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Joke of the Day
"Life without women would be a pain in the ass!"
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"Everyone thinks the same thing when buying Drano. What a waste of money! That's $5 down the drain... ( )"
"A Polish man goes into the opticians... The optician says ""Can you read the letters on the board?"" ""Read them?"", he says, ""I know him !"""
"I'm pretty big on body art *pulls up sleeve to reveal tattoo of a hoof with ""Hoof-arted"" written underneath*"
"My Girlfriend is doing majors in Physics Yesterday she texted me she needs time and distance. I dont even know why she wants to calculate the velocity"
"What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee? Tony."
"knock knock whos there"
"What does 80 year old pussy taste like? Depends"
"Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases? Because they Pac-12 of everything"
"Green men make me cross."