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Joke of the Day
"What is the best movie like to shout as you orgasm? I am your father."
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"""Don't dip your pen in company ink."" - HR training seminar explaining why I shouldn't sleep with the receptionist...I think."
"I saw two kids fighting in the elementary school playground this morning. Being the only adult around, I had to step in. They did not stand a chance."
"Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being."
"My four levels of drunk: 1. Bouncy 2. Slide-y 3. Slurry 4. Turtle stuck on its back"
"What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner."
"The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus."
"Why did the phone keep walking into the wall? It lost its contacts."
"How many times do you pass your coworker in the hall before you switch from saying ""hi"" to breakdance fighting?"
"Have we tried unplugging coma victims and plugging them in again? Works for my computer."