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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in"
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"I like my women like I like my Star Wars. Ruined by George Lucas."
"Why did the pillow cross the road? Because it was cooler on the other side."
"Just bought a white pool stick... Now, I shoot better then the rest of my school."
"My dad suffers from bowel incontinence, and so do I ... It runs in my jeans."
"Years ago I went to a job placement agency. I left disappointed. Apparently nobody offers temp work as an astronaut."
"I work at a furniture store. My boss asked me to label and price all the new items. I said, ""Hey boss. How do you want me to label this stone armchair?"" He said, ""No man, clay chair."""
"""Love me do"" was written by John Lennon... After he got a really nice haircut"
"`That cut looks bad. You should go to the hospital for stitches. ""Nah."" ""Fine, suture self."""
"If sex is the food of life, then masturbation is a snack in between meals."