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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 scared of 7? Cause 7 is a six offender"
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"What's your best ""A guy walks into a bar"" joke"
"met the cutest girl today. her eyes were gentle, like the light from a phone screen and her smile glowed, like the light from a phone screen"
"Picking up a Sea World Protestor Should we go back to my place, free willy and see how long Tilikum? Guaranteed Soak-Zone."
"What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests? A cramberry."
"Someone accused the Mona Lisa of killing a man. But I think she's been framed"
"Why do Asian woman have small breasts? Because her parents accept nothing less than an A."
"Before we find Waldo in this picture, can we talk about how over-populated this beach is?"
"Me: Alexa, are you listening even when I don't say 'Alexa'? Alexa: No, I only listen when you say 'Alexa'. M: Thanks A: Welcome M: Hey!"
"What's Nu? Frequency."