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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokinoff."

"I've just been at the hospital having a mole removed from my penis. I wont be shagging one of those again!"

"H2O is water. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking and bathing."

"tell me your best "" i was gonna tell a joke about X but Y"" mine is i was going to tell a joke about Wisconsin but it was too cheesy. ninja edit: i love puns"

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb Exactly one. They are efficient... and have no humor."

"And God said, ""Let there be light""... ..and American beer turned into water. And it was bad."

"The mall Im a New Yorker, and I hate malls. I like to compare them to hell. The average mall has seven levels, the people their want you to go to the mall, and everyone there is republican"

"I spend 90% of my time in Texas doing u-turns under highway overpasses trying to get somewhere I can see but can't drive to for some reason."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff Bu dum tss."

"What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? A ton of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds."