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Joke of the Day
"Why did Obama and liberals decide to tax aspirin? Because it's white and it works"
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"Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u"
"Do not judge a book by its cover, unless there's a Swastika on the cover"
"Organ Freeman http://i.imgur.com/plVQyUC.jpg"
"What do you call a black guy in a cockpit? A pilot, you racist bastard."
"Donald Trump ...Title says all."
"When I die I want my body donated to science Specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life."
"My girlfriend and I were making out on the sofa. Her: Ok let's take this upstairs. Me: Alright. You lift one end and I'll get the other"
"Math is like my parenting. I do it when I have to, but I'm not great at it."
"At the grocery store. Customer: ""Are these GMO carrots?"" Worker: ""No, why do you ask?"" Carrot: ""Yeah, why do you ask?"""