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Joke of the Day
"I wasn't sure about having sex with aliens Butt fuck 'et"
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"TIL Condoms have serial numbers.. ..but I've never rolled one down far enough to find out.."
"I'd have to say, on a scale from 1 to Pee... urinate"
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"Saw a guy who wears a turban and who was coughing loudly I think he was Sikh"
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"Which country has a drug-addicted king? Hyrule."
"What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes ""*Whack* Damn!"" The skydiver goes ""Damn! *Whack*"""