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Joke of the Day
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga..? POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!"
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"What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg? the spermutations."
"If you want to piss off a narcissist, just tell 'em that subtweet wasn't about them."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her ""Well now, that's a pretty big word for an eight year old."""
"After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world Those who can read signs, and customers."
"What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure? A hearti*choke*. ... :D"
"Standing in a park today wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me! -Stewart Francis"
"What did the paraplegic father say when his teenage daughter came out of the closet? I will not stand for this."
"what do you call a scared Mexican? ""What do you call a scared Mexican?"" ""Pedro-fied"""
"What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun? Beets me."