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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bee with a toe? ""Toby"""
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"Learning karate in case I'm ever attacked by cinder blocks and wood planks."
"My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere."
"What do catholic body builders lift? Their guilt."
"Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired."
"What do nerdy mermaids wear? Algae-bras"
"Live a little, ask her ""are ya done?"" while she's still yelling at you."
"My boss asked me which Game of Thrones house he'd best be placed in... I told him House Lannister because it only takes one hand to go fuck yourself."
"Just want to thank my mailman for delivering my recycling directly to my house."
"What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!"