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Joke of the Day

"My boss asked me which Game of Thrones house he'd best be placed in... I told him House Lannister because it only takes one hand to go fuck yourself."

"Christmas Presents To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present... They are due back at the library today."

"Mom mom! Is light edible? Because I just heard dad tell our neighbour to turn it off so he could shove it down her throat"

"How high can Miss Piggy count? 68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat..."

"What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!"

"Puts cardboard cutout of myself at my desk a week ago* Receives check* Dang I just got a raise"

"How do you know if someone is using recursion?"

"Jesus wakes up one day to find only 11 Disciples with him. ""Who unfollowed me?"""

"Yesterday I clicked on 10 Things You Didn't Know About Denny's and number one was ""It used to be called Danny's."" get OUT of here"

"Stephen Hawking masturbating Now there's a stroke of genius"