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Joke of the Day

"Why did the doctor lose his job? He lost his patience"

"What do you call a French boy wearing Sandals? Phillipe Phillope Friends and I thought of this in French class today."

"I'm so sorry but what is a fedora wearer's favourite part in music? Me'lody"

"What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri? A shot in the dark."

"This is my favorite least offensive offensive joke Which football player gets the most wedgies? The tight ends."

"Samsung But what did Sam sing?!"

"The poorest man can be rich if he gets a bunch of money."

"Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes and that's why they are the late heads of Europe."

"INTERVIEWER: Under special skills, you wrote ""I ain't afraid of no ghosts"" ME: *sweating profusely* Yeah why, do any ghosts work here?"

"I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows."