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Joke of the Day

"This is my favorite least offensive offensive joke Which football player gets the most wedgies? The tight ends."

"What are a priest's favourite symphony... The ones that start with a#(minor)"

"Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for North Korea Oops, spelt nuclear wrong."

"Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree? Good hiders, aren't they?"

"The best joke of all... ...is the number of this sub's subscribers"

"My wife has two weeks left to live... Then I'm going to stab her."

"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats ... Business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."

"5: I cleaned my room. Me: Great! Do you feel good? Sometimes it makes me feel good when I clean something. 5: No. Next time you can do it."

"How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke? Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it."

"*opens ""Job Interview Handbook"" *reads ""dress for the job you want"" *goes to computer *opens browser *Googles ""ladies' bicycle seat costume"""