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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a wife and a mistress? The mistress says ""Oh darling! That was *wonderful*!"" The wife says ""Beige. I think we'll paint the ceiling beige."""

"My friend eats Dead People but it's okay because he's a Fungi"

"I called my boss and told him ""the roads are blocked so I'll be redditing from home today"""

"DATING TIP: show her your hula hoop skills. keep adding hula hoops. you're now a slinky. everybody loves a slinky."

"Sex Change I ran into an old guy friend named Harry that had a sex change to be woman named Jan. I told her, don't forget it's Jan-ur-Harry 1st."

"This woman's ""I'm deleting my Facebook"" post has 52 comments and she's replied to all of them. Not a strong start."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that got promoted? He was outstanding in his field..."

"Pardon my french, other day a redditor corrected me and told me Snickering and Sniggering are almost the same word and mean near the same thing. so Knickers and... sneakers are the same also?"

"What do call a horse that lives near you? A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)"

"The sign outside the drug rehab facility was very fitting ""Stay off the grass."""