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Joke of the Day
"What does Zeus wear under his tunic? Thunderwear!"
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"I'm going to buy a house near the St. Louis Airport and paint ""Welcome to chicago"" on my roof to confuse people who are about to land."
"A doctor walks into a bank to make a deposit. When he goes to sign the check, he realizes he's scribbling with a thermometer. ""Oh, that's great,"" he says. ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""
"How do you kiss a florist? With tulips."
"Sharks prefer Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles in a blind taste test."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit? A dead rabbit with a big hole."
"No one is perfect. Everyone's Ass has a crack in it."
"My GF was sick and said Sperm has a lot of Vitamin C in it... I told her I guess that means I can be her C-man"
"My love is like a candle... (Fixed) http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32850407.jpg"
"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning. You have a choice to make: Lunch or the movies?"