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Joke of the Day
"Sharks prefer Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles in a blind taste test."
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"Frog parking only. All others will be toad."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choking sound"
"I'd like to explain what happened before the big bang Unfortunately there's no time"
"Just saw a woman with a Banksy tattoo. She must be a really deep sleeper!"
"If evolution is real how come? Monkeys still throw their poop underhanded"
"fun prank: text a girl ""we need to talk right now"" and then throw your phone into a river"
"Tree: Bark Dog: {leaves}"
"Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is not an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though."
"I spent days, weeks, months, creating the perfect garden gazebo. Meanwhile, my marriage was falling apart"