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Joke of the Day

"61% of internet traffic is from bots... ...the other 39% is Reddit users manically hitting refresh to check their upvotes on new posts"

"What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread? Inbred."

"What do u call a girl having no boyfriend?"

"PRANK TIME: tie your friend's shoelaces together and when he tries to walk throw a wolf at him"

"How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!"

"Give a man a compliment & he'll be all, ""Yeah, I've been working out."" Teach a man to fish for a compliment & he'll be all, ""I feel SO fat."""

"Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a ""beef?"""

"I hit a can of bug spray with a hammer and my dad walked in the room. He caught me beating Off"

"Why are programmers so consumeristic? Because they're object oriented."

"Why don't we call it Christlmas? Noel."