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Joke of the Day

"61% of internet traffic is from bots... ...the other 39% is Reddit users manically hitting refresh to check their upvotes on new posts"

"The teachers could tell my wife & I were embarrassed by our son's grades when we showed up to conferences with paper bags on our heads."

"Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter? Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan"

"I'm experiencing heavy call volumes. Please hang up and never call me again."

"Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay."

"What did the first cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?"

"Black magic.... It doesn't work."

"What's a telemarketer's favourite element? Scamdium."

"""I see your bet and raise you all my hair since 6th grade. Oh and this pen."" ""Sir that's not- ""You got a problem with pens?"""

"What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? ""Attention K-Mart shoppers..."""