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Joke of the Day
"Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a ""beef?"""
Next Joke
"My ex texted ""You've got a friend in me. XoXo"". I thought she was being too nice until I realized that she was talking about my buddy Dave."
"Worst pickup lines I love bad/funny pickup lines, lets see what you guys' got!"
"To find a prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog. Not screw the whole pond..."
"Yo momma's so fat ...that the city of Dublin was named after her daily weight gain."
"I masturbate with my pinkie finger pointed straight out. That way if anyone ever walks in on me, I'll still look all classy and shit"
"A lady just walked into Taco Bell, dumped every hot sauce packet in her bag and left. I should follow her. What's the rest of her day like?"
"I can't believe I shaved my toes for this"
"What You're Saying with Your Drink Choice Lol"
"Its poor! But, What happens when Supper stars fart in public? lol"