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Joke of the Day

"I'm having one of those days where I feel like the single soggy onion ring that somehow made it into an order of french fries."

"A blind person, and girl drop into a well Girl says: It's so dark in here, don't you agree? Blind guy: Sigh* Girl: Oh so you're deaf too."

"A guy walks into a bar... He says ""ouch!"" and grabs his forehead."

"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."

"At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic"

"What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster? Badmintin' (P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)"

"I was pretty shocked when my dad came out of the closet. Now I can only wonder if my other dad knows."

"I like my women like I like my bamboo: graceful, strong, and constantly in threat of being eaten by pandas."

"A movie about a surfer vs. a shark but instead of going back into the water & fighting the shark & dying, she finds somewhere else to surf."

"Iron man is actually Fe male. don't dislike it if you don't get it"