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Joke of the Day
"How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism. Air condition the room."
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"Jubilee is a mutant who can shoot sparks from her hands, and spontaneously destroy electronics by touching them... So she's basically like my mom, if my mom could shoot sparks from her hands."
"There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up."
"What did the black kid get on his SAT? Barbecue sauce"
"What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman."
"If my girlfriend has six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what has she got? No chance of blocking an uppercut."
"My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like ""It wasn't that hard."""
"We could probably stabilize the economy if everyone stopped stealing grapes."
"Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either."
"I hate being ""backwards guy"" when moving funiture. I could get hurt."