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Joke of the Day
"I got an empty fortune cookie the other day. It was unfortunate."
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"Two nuts were walking down a street... One was assaulted"
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"How do you get a Jewish prostitute high? You stone 'er."
"Blonde and brunette are stuck in elevator... Blonde starts yelling HELP HELP Brunete: it is better if we yell together. Blonde: TOGETHER TOGETHER"
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"I want negative calorie credit for all the junk food I pass up. Didn't eat that cookie? That's -150 calories."
"What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany? He got autobahned"
"[walking on beach] [find bottle with message in it] Message: IS YOUR FRIDGE RUNNING? [another bottle with message washes against my feet]"
"What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come in little white crackers"