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Joke of the Day

"I just saw Avatar and I've got one thing to say: Blue Man Group ROCKED!"

"Damn girl are you a cobweb cause you're really clingy and annoying"

"[groaner] Have you guys seen Viking Wars? It stars Harrison Fjord."

"Songs with lyrics like, ""We don't need sleep,"" why are you rebelling against naps? What are you--four?"

"Date - ""I really dig intellectuals"" Me - ""oh yeah? well check this out babe"" [counts to 17]"

"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" - American children."

"The moments I'm not eating are somewhat torturous."

"Where did Little Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!"

"Did you hear Gotye converted from Judaism to Catholicism? After realizing he didn't need to follow Jewish customs, he exclaimed to the rabbi, ""you didn't have to cut me off!"""

"Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony? It's in the name..."