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Joke of the Day

"Arguing with a woman is a lot like reading a license agreement By the end, you ignore everything and just click ""agree""."

"Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes? Because they have no inner-soles"

"What's the internal tempered of a Taunton? Luke warm"

"Hey General Motors, what about an electronic drum set on the steering wheel? You're welcome."

"""Where do escalators come from?"" ""Well, when an Escalade and an alligator love each other very much..."""

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't like my pizza burnt."

"Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You're Welcome.."

"roses are red... Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, cheese on toast."

"What do you call really clear urine? 1080p"

"U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices. Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick."