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Joke of the Day

"I was watching a documentary about Islam the other day... But eventually I just got bored and changed the channel. I never did get to the bomb making part! *^OC^as ^^far ^^as ^^I ^^know*"

"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre."

"People can be so easy to read... ...like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime."

"A blonde said, ""I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."" "

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!"

"Why did the Jews roam the desert for 40+ years? Because Moses lost a quarter."

"Dude, did you hear Willy Nelson's gone..? Yeah..he's on the road again."

"You dug the hole you're in... now stop whining and start climbing."

"I was just minding my own, listening to some Led Zeppelin, and this girl asked if it was Nickelback and now there's so much blood everywhere"

"My teacher called me racist today.... So I told him "" I am not racist because as we all know racism is a crime and crime is only done by black people."""