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Joke of the Day

"What should we call this giant advertising board? Phil: We should call it a Philboard. Bill: I have a better idea..."

"""Deodorant?"" - Foreigners"

"Want to know how I can see 6 years into the future? I have 2020 vision."

"You know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children? Because he only comes once a year and that's down a chimney."

"People are obsessed with this storm but in ten years no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno."

"Concerned that hanging my daughter's artwork all over the house is sending the wrong message. Specifically that I think it's not terrible."

"Does anybody have any really old jokes that are actually funny? I'm talking antiques, 100 years +."

"Your huge boobs really bring out my eyes."

"Did you know i DJ? Yeah, but I only do it every unce in a while."

"Katie Price has called her baby Bunny. Nice bit of meat to go with the vegetable that she already has."