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Joke of the Day

"What should we call this giant advertising board? Phil: We should call it a Philboard. Bill: I have a better idea..."

"Damn girl, can you guys stop with these retarded jokes? The first 2 were funny...the last 10,000 have been dumb as shit."

"What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool? CANNIBAL!!!"

"Why are people leaving the Ukraine? I don't know but they sure are Russian."

"Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?"

"Did you hear the one...? Did you hear the one about the Concubine and the Muse...? Fucking Inspirational...!!!"

"President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to ""learn what it means to work."" May I suggest the same for members of Congress?"

"Lance Armstrong flew to NY yesterday to fight the allegations of doping. ... would have been more convincing if he'd taken a plane, though."

"Your ex asking if you can still be friends is like kidnappers saying ""keep in touch"" after they let you go."

"Hey Green Bay - what are you packing? Meat? Fudge? Of course, if it's heat, my sincere apologies."