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Joke of the Day

"Katie Price has called her baby Bunny. Nice bit of meat to go with the vegetable that she already has."

"How did the bucket's mom know he was sick? He was a little pail."

"You won't believe how these like-minded high schoolers are luring new student victims! Clique Bait"

"It has come to my attention that some of you are eating the bottom half of cupcakes. That is the peel, people. Know your fruit."

"What did Trump say to Obama? Orange is new black [p.s. - not my original, my friend told me this one]"

"My family seemed kinda happy that the rice I made yesterday fell on the floor before I could serve it tonight."

"Why did the chicken cross the street? **DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**"

"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."

"Mom, your tweets are mostly outdated pop culture references ""yeah and I woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids"""

"A woman went to get implants in her butt However, her butt was instead injected with cement. I guess you could say she hit rock bottom"