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"two bears walk into a bar no one survived."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? trick question: you don't need a light bulb when you have a glass ceiling"
"What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tank? Men, get in the tank."
"Where do you find a one legged dog? NSFW Wherever you fucking left him"
"A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive. I said, ""You've got a face only a brother could love."""
"Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists can't change anything."
"How much does a birdhouse cost? I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep"
"Why did Minotaur win an interior design award? Because his home was a maze thing."
"Christmas song Single bells, Single bells. Single all the way. My crush said let's be friends. Friendzone all the way !!"