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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a one legged dog? NSFW Wherever you fucking left him"
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"Q: Why did the ox fall down the hill? A: It was an oxident."
"Apparently when your wife asks you to get your toddler off your bed she doesn't mean knock him off with a pillow"
"Way ahead of you, ""cashless society."""
"I had 13 items in the 12 items or less line, so I just put a banana in my pocket."
"Nothing screams DUI like wearing a really nice suit on a city bus."
"I made a bunch of custom t-shirts for my footballer friends, and they suddenly turned into philosophers. Must've been the soccer tees."
"I used to work as a bed salesman One day this guy came in and started climbing into the beds and asking really specific questions. Then it hit me, he was an undercover cop."
"If you're in college, what do you do when your flatmate has an epileptic seizure in the bathtub? ...throw in your dirty laundry."
"What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break."