102941
Joke of the Day
"What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tank? Men, get in the tank."
Next Joke
"How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye."
"Have you read that new book on antigravity? It's hard to put down!"
"Got a handjob from a blind girl last night. She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."""
"What did the green light say to the red light? I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up."
"My work out class has a cancellation policy of $15 if you cancel too late. Which means I just spent $15 NOT to work out. I am my own hero."
"The last stall in the bathroom at work Has a really, noisy creaky door when you open it. There's some scary shit going on in there......."
"What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen."
"A candle is my girlfriend... She is very hot"
"Nothing makes me want to leave a web page more than a popup window saying, ""Are you sure you want to leave this page?"""