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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists can't change anything."

"What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you? ""You can have my beer if you let me go."""

"did you hear about the italian chef? he pasta way"

"Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, ""I'm GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!"""

"How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin? A little stiff."

"I hate it when I'm brushing my teeth and Kiefer Sutherland climbs out of the toilet just to ask me if he can bum a cigarette."

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipes his butt."

"The jokes in this subreddit are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot by the police."

"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his friend Gregory Peck."