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Joke of the Day
"Terrorists are so slutty They'll blow on the first date"
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"If you like something, don't forget to really oversell it so it can disappoint everyone else."
"2 snowmen in field, one Turns to the other and says ""can you smell carrot?"""
"PAROLE BOARD: And what would you do if released? ME: Crimes. PB: Excuse me? ME: *leans into mic* RHYMES. I'M SUPER INTO POETRY NOW."
"How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)"
"A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief... Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed."
"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field."
"What's Funnier then an Obama Joke? DEZ NUTZ!!!"
"special thanks to people on yahoo answers who have asked literally every question ive ever googled"
"*sees a hot girl on the train* ""ay gurl check this out"" *i try to seductively eat a banana but i miss my mouth & smush it into my forehead*"