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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend and I have rough sex. It's not violent, it's just poorly defined."

"I wonder if Bruce Wayne ever wears a Batman t-shirt."

"Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well you've got it again!"

"Me: Do you have any mini-ipods in stock? Guy: what color? Me: Any color. Guy: We don't have any. You Sir, have achieved stupid greatness."

"I've fallen into a sar chasm. Totally didn't break my legs! It's a regular party down here!"

"Learn from your parents mistakes... Use birth control"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To go look for his flatmate."

"Russian History in five words ...And then things got worse."

"what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are $1.69 and deer nuts are under a buck"

"Why did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."