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Joke of the Day
"Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well you've got it again!"
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"Don't you hate it when people mirror your joke and get all the credit? p ll pu o no o ldod u no ,uop"
"Noah: I need 2 of every animal Shark: even us? Noah: no, you can swim Unicorn: I'm pretty good at swimming Noah: go for it"
"Having sex in a bunch of python compilation errors It's fucking *indents*"
"Do you know why police dogs are called K9? Well, because if they used ""K10"", they'd be cats."
"Why will you never go hungry in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."
"I made a shirt out of pushpins... ...because I wanted to look sharp. But everyone said it was just tacky."
"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says ""Show me it's true what they say about black men"" .... So he stabs her & nicks her purse."
"Just popped in to say I'm considering switching to Depends. I'm not having a problem, but new underpants everyday!"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints"