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Joke of the Day

"I met my girlfriends dad last weekend, he told me ""Anything you do to my daughter ill do to you on my front lawn!"" I said ""I suppose you'll be buying me dinner on your front lawn?"""

"Hey girl, what is your sine? It must be pi/2 because you are the one."

"If turkeys go extinct and we start eating giraffes for Thanksgiving, I got dibs on the neck."

"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"

"My favorite part of Avatar was when Queen Amidala defeated the Klingons by helping Harry Potter & Legolas destroy the White Witch's ring?"

"What does the ghost like on his roast beef? grave-y gravy"

"Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he felt funny. (I can't take credit for this joke, my boss's 8y/o son came up with it.)"

"What do you call violence in the kitchen? Assault and pepper"

"Making a phone call that goes straight to voicemail releases dopamine."

"How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair? Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking."