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Joke of the Day

"If turkeys go extinct and we start eating giraffes for Thanksgiving, I got dibs on the neck."

"Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early."

"What do you call a slutty bean? A Frijole (""free-hole""). Ba-dun-tss"

"I recently bought a corset to spice up my sex life. Once I've learned how to breathe in the damn thing I'll tell you how it worked out."

"What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother? Pu-pu puble"

"Relax. You are not paranoid. People really do hate you."

"Just saw a guy wearing sunglasses on the back of his head practicing his golf swing empty-handed. Hope my daughter's a lesbian."

"Where do you find the hottest Jews? in the ovens"

"If i was stranded on an island with a fully functioning plane and a runaway,, I'd still be stranded on an island."

"A mugger jumps out in front of a university student... ...and shouts ""your money or your life!"" The student keeps walking, and says ""Sorry mate, I'm a Computer Science student. I don't have either""."