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Joke of the Day
"If turkeys go extinct and we start eating giraffes for Thanksgiving, I got dibs on the neck."
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"The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep scratching."
"What goes ""snap crackle and pop"" ? A firefly with a short circuit !"
"Don't buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone... and I am still asian."
"My sister was injured in a horrific singing accident. ""Oh no, is Carrey OK?"""
"I found Alan Rickman in the grocery store yesterday... Jk"
"Honey, your skirt is so short that your STD is showing."
"The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children."
"What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? (as told by my first grade daughter) They both have Sandy Claws. BOOM!"
"My wife is all, ""we love each other so much we finish each other's sentences,"" until it comes to a prison sentence."