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Joke of the Day
"What does the ghost like on his roast beef? grave-y gravy"
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"Business was great last year. I made 6 figures. $2,784.93"
"My 6' tall female friend complains that she can't ever find pants long enough to fit. Try Amazon.com"
"My wife and I were extremely happy for 20 years ....and then we met."
"You can literally take anything from anyone as long as you shout ""police emergency"" and run away"
"Why did the skeptic man have high blood pressure? Because he kept taking advice with a pinch of salt!"
"It must be hard to send Barack Obama a Thank You card without sounding sarcastic."
"My friend got caught having a wank in the showers on a school trip It completely ruined our visit to Auschwitz"
"Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory? I1"
"Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people."